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Got Em!

By Carter Family | by Carter Family

Originally posted 2019-08-23 13:39:58. View this post on Instagram #fridayfunny #justforlaughs #funny #humor #Repost @vincent.rocco.vargas • • • • • • I don’t know the original poster… I would love to give her credit for making me almost piss my pants! hahaha A post shared by CarterFam throughourlives.com (@jadkmcdc_carterfamily) on Aug 23, 2019 at 10:44am PDT https://www.instagram.com/jadkmcdc_carterfamily/

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Is that blood? False alarm.

By Carter Family | by Carter Family

Originally posted 2019-07-18 18:07:51. What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked… 12:05 pm: It’s time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR and you don’t want to be a pussy in front of your older brother’s friends. It’s suppose to be grape flavored but it’s becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their…

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Love What Matters Senior Pics Edition

By Carter Family | by Carter Family

Originally posted 2019-07-15 19:00:12. LOLOLOL This Kid is hilarious! View this post on Instagram "CAN'T BREATHE. 🤣🤣🤣 My senior session tonight: ME: Why are you doing this to me? PLEASE just wear the clothes your mom sent. HIM: I'm going to be a LEGEND." #LoveWhatMatters #seniorpictures #seniorportraits #highschool #photography #laughter #humor Credit: @chaosandclark A post shared by LoveWhatMatters.com (@lovewhatmatters) on Jul 15, 2019 at 1:30pm PDT

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Heaven or Hell on a Squatty Potty

By Carter Family | by Carter Family

Originally posted 2017-10-08 23:54:14.   “Will I go to Hell if I just make my own squatty potty out of scrap lumber? Hell or Heaven are more long term issues; however and in the short term, if you use scrap lumber-make it is not crappy lumber though and well sanded-then you’ll save some money which you can use to buy food rich in fiber, that in turn will help you live a healthier life, that…

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Who has a mom crush??

By Carter Family | by Carter Family

Originally posted 2017-05-12 23:44:24. Are you guilty too? I think we all have these moments. You scroll and see someone with gorgeous hair, legs for days, boobs perfectly perky even after having the modern day equivalent of the Brady Bunch. Oh well… we live, we learn, and we LAUGH! Yummm now I want a cupcake  [sce emoji=”cake”/], and I can’t I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow.

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