“Will I go to Hell if I just make my own squatty potty out of scrap lumber?

Hell or Heaven are more long term issues; however and in the short term, if you use scrap lumber-make it is not crappy lumber though and well sanded-then you’ll save some money which you can use to buy food rich in fiber, that in turn will help you live a healthier life, that in turn will keep you from going to the doctor with hemorrhoids issues.
Overall, the money that you’ll save in doctors, medicines and insurance can be donated to your favorite charity, which in turn will probably put you closer to Heaven.

Another added benefit of making your own Squatty Potty is that it will be stronger than the plastic model and, when standing on it, you’ll definitely be closer to Heaven and farther away from Hell by either 7 or 9 inches.
One more thing, don’t do like in the picture, when you go potty make sure you drop your pants, otherwise it could turn messy.
In conclusion, you’ll probably will not go to Hell and the benefits are many.
J. S. Gomez answered on January 21, 2014

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