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Want to hear something funny?
Ok… so after we left Saoirse’s veterinary appointment yesterday I stopped by one of my local grocery stores.
I ran in the store to grab a few things like me some Cheerios and Dusty bread, burritos, poptarts and good Lord this kid can eat.
I was checking out and needed to grab a bigger cart so I could fit all those last minute items in a basket.
You know how that goes when you say you are inly picking up a few things and grab the small cart and overfill it to the point you need the bigger one 🤣.
I had just grabbed a bigger cart and heard someone behind me just coming in the store ask “Do you run alot?”
I turned around and asked what she speaking to me. She replied “yes”.
Ok.. so.. I paused and with laughter was like no lol. She then said that the muscles in my calves were “beautiful”. I’m like huh?
She then asked me could she touch my legs. 🤣🤣🤣 I said sure, not knowing what I just agreed to.
She just felt my calf and said I had beautiful legs. I’m like, thank you.
But that was so random that I had to ask the other 2 cashiers did they know her. I mean I wasn’t sure if she was drunk or high.
They said she’s a regular. Which I don’t recall ever seeing her but I mean it’s possible to live miles from someone and never run into them.
Oh and as she walked away she said “and I’m not a dyke” 🤣🤣🤣
I just laughed. She caught me so off guard with that 🤣🤣🤣.
That didn’t matter if she was or wasn’t but her saying that after walking away was hilarious!
I joked about it with James before he went to work this morning 🤣.
Have a good weekend!
Originally posted 2019-06-07 13:35:08.